Here is how things work in this fine gambling community for newbie posters. I have laid out a six step process for every SBR poster.

1) Make Post introducing yourself. Don't say anything funny or offensive in this intial thread. Ex. [URL]http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/78845-hi-everybody.html[/URL]

2) Don't start anymore threads for the 1st month but just add on to threads with a few witty remarks and make few bad picks. During the 1st month you want to go pretty unnoticed. Please read what PittsburghPlayer writes in the following thread. Notice how his comment does not draw any attention to himself.
[URL]http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/314446-lets-all-concentrate-beating-books.html[/URL]

3)...

I'm increasing my parlay bets from 8 teamers to 15/20 teamers. I am also going to increase my bet amounts from $10 to $15. Here are 10 rules I will follow as a professional gambler.

1) No alcohol during the week
2) Work-Out on Monday, Wednesday and Fridays
3) Refer to self in 3rd Person
4) Watch the speech from Alec Baldwin in "Glengary Glenross" every morning
5) Watch ESPN News from 8:00AM to 8:30AM every morning to stay on top of the latest sports news
6) Use search feature on SBRforum for the name "Bread". Read all up to date posts by Bread. This...

I'm going to post this because this is usually the kiss of death when people do this so I thought "what the heck". Go Seattle!

#16009142: Parlay (2009/12/20 12:56) (Free Play) Seattle Seahawks ( -6½ -110) 25.0322.9Atlanta Falcons ( +5 -110) Philadelphia Eagles ( -7½ EV) Arizona Cardinals/Detroit Lions ( O +46½ -110)

#16008905: Teaser: Football 6 pts - BK 4 pts (2009/12/20 12:55) (Free Play) Green Bay Packers ( +8½ EV) 25.0250.0Arizona Cardinals/Detroit Lions ( O +40½ -110) Philadelphia Eagles ( -1½ EV) Atlanta Falcons (...

I was raped last Weekend. The only game I won was the New Orleans amazing cover. Now I was able to turn some BP free play into a little money.

New Orleans -6 97 to win 87(Bet Phoenix Free Play Money)
Ending Balance 87

I then put all my money on the Eagles to cover against the Skins Monday night.
Philly -9 87 to win 93
Ending Balance 180

On Wednesday night I took Portland -8.5 and took a teaser which I lost but I ended that day ahead.
Portland 57 to win 50
2 team teaer lost 25
Ending Balance 205

On Thursday...

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

We flyin' first class up in the sky
We flyin' first class, livin' the life
In the fast lane and I won't change
By the glamorous, ooh, the flossy, flossy

The glamorous, the glamorous, glamorous
By the glamorous, ooh, the flossy, flossy
The glamorous, the glamorous, glamorous
By the glamorous, ooh the flossy, flossy

Wear them gold and diamonds rings, all them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines, shoppin' for expensive things
I be on the movie screens, magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine, I'm no queen, I'm no machine

I still go to Taco Bell, drive through, raw, yeah
I don't care, I'm still real,...

Man I like alot of favorites today. There are alot of bad teams in the NFL. There seems to be a big talent gap between the good teams and the bad ones. Here are my picks that I made via Betphoenix. I have a feeling I am going to win but everytime I'm this heavy on favorites I lose.

10/18/2009 3:21 AM Teaser (fp) 16.75 12.88 Football - 211 Houston Texans +17½ for Game
Football - 214 Pittsburgh Steelers -1 for Game
Football - 223 Detroit Lions/Green Bay Packers over 35 for Game
Football - 232 New England Patriots +3½ for Game...

I am going to turn $2 into $2,000 by betting on 4 team 13 point teasers. Here is bet #1 :popcorn:

To win $ 1.54 you wagered $ 2.00
There are 4 events in this TEASER
Will a tie/draw cause this wager to lose? YES (IGNORE if three way price offered eg in soccer)
The first event in this wager starts at 10/10/2009 23:05:00


1 of 4

CF - COLORADO vs TEXAS

COLORADO to win (+45.5)

2 of 4

CF - BAYLOR vs OKLAHOMA

OKLAHOMA to win (-15)

3 of 4

CF - FLORIDA vs LSU

LSU to win (+20)

4 of 4

CF - FRESNO STATE vs HAWAII

HAWAII...

I saw this article on pocketfives.

There is a video at http://www.theledger.com/article/20091004/NEWS/910049983/1153/NEWS11?Title=Raccoons-Attack-Woman-in-South-Lakeland

LAKELAND | Muffled cries for help sent Christy Steinmetz running out her back patio and to the aid of her 74-year-old neighbor, who was covered in blood after being mauled by a family of raccoons in a South Lakeland neighborhood.

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Gretchen Whitted, of 1210 Waterford Drive was attacked about 5:30 p.m. Saturday, officials said. She was taken to Lakeland Regional Medical Center's trauma unit where she is in stable condition.
Whitted's injuries were extensive. Bites to her neck, chest, legs and back were numerous....

3 Team PARLAY
$ 19.10 wagered to win $ 114.60 at 09/27/2009 01:10
Odds : 6.00 to 1PARLAY
COMMITTED $ 19.1009/27/2009 12:05NFL HOUSTON to Win -3.5(-110)
JACKSONVILLE vs HOUSTON 09/27/2009 12:05NFL TAMPA BAY to Win +6.5(-110)
NY GIANTS vs TAMPA BAY 09/27/2009 12:05NFL DETROIT to Win +6.5(-110)
WASHINGTON vs DETROIT


5 Team PARLAY
$ 11.33 wagered to win $ 249.26 at 09/27/2009 01:01
Odds : 22.00 to 1PARLAY
COMMITTED $ 11.3309/27/2009 12:05NFL NY JETS to Win -2(-110)
TENNESSEE vs NY JETS 09/27/2009 12:05NFL HOUSTON to Win -3.5(-110)
JACKSONVILLE vs HOUSTON 09/27/2009 15:10NFL CHICAGO to Win -2.5(-110)
CHICAGO...

These bets never win but there fun to make. :popcorn:

8 Team (7 points)TEASER
$ 20.20 wagered to win $ 202.00 at 09/13/2009 03:16
Odds : 10.00 to 1TEASER
COMMITTED $ 20.2009/13/2009 13:05NFL MIAMI to Win +11(-110)
You bought 7 points
MIAMI vs ATLANTA 09/13/2009 13:05NFL DENVER to Win +12(-110)
You bought 7 points
DENVER vs CINCINNATI 09/13/2009 13:05NFL BALTIMORE to Win -6(-110)
You bought 7 points
KANSAS CITY vs BALTIMORE 09/13/2009 13:05NFL CAROLINA to Win +9.5(-110)
You bought 7 points
PHILADELPHIA vs CAROLINA 09/13/2009 13:05NFL INDIANAPOLIS to Win +0.5(-110)
You bought 7 points
JACKSONVILLE vs INDIANAPOLIS ...